CLINTON CRIMES: Bill Clinton to face new accusations of sexual assault, says report

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Clinton may soon be answering to new allegations of sexual assault, says a bombshell report by the U.K.’s Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5090399/Bill-Clinton-accused-sexual-assault-four-women.html). According to the report, Clinton has been notified that four separate women plan to testify that the former president sexually assaulted them after leaving the White House in 2001. Best…

FRANKENGATE: Second woman to accuse Al Franken of sexual assault opens up as Senator continues to deny allegations

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The second woman to accuse Democratic Senator Al Franken of sexual assault is stepping up her claims, according to published reports. Lindsay Menz told her story to CNN on Monday, claiming that Franken groped her while posing for a photo with her at the Minnesota State Fair in 2010 (http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/politics/al-franken-inappropriate-touch-2010/index.html). Menz was the…

HELL’S NEW RULER: Self declared ‘devil’ Charles Manson dead at 83

CORCORAN, CA — Infamous cult leader Charles Manson has died. The self-declared “devil in the flesh”, who was serving a life sentence for ordering murders of a least 7 people in the summer of 1969, died of natural causes, according to a statement issued by the California Department of Corrections late Sunday night. Manson, the…

WAR ON GUNS: Michael Moore calls for ‘repeal and replace’ of ‘outdated’ Second Amendment

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Filmmaker and left-wing activist Michael Moore is calling for the “repeal and replacement” of the “ancient and outdated” Second Amendment. In a lengthy Facebook post in response to Sunday’s Las Vegas shooting in which 59 people were killed and hundreds more were wounded (https://www.facebook.com/mmflint/posts/10154778028796857), the producer of documentary films “Fahrenheit 9/11” and…

OFFICIALS: Las Vegas shooter sent 100k overseas just prior to attack

LAS VEGAS, NV — The suspect police claim responsible for the deadliest shooting in U.S. history sent tens of thousands of dollars overseas in the week leading up to the Las Vegas attack, say officials. According to a report published by Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/03/las-vegas-shooter-sent-tens-thousands-dollars-overseas-officials-say.html), the suspect, Stephen Paddock, 64, wired $100,000 to an account in…